Joke for the day!

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to lighten the mood & it's a cattle joke too!


My wife and I went to the Germantown, Tennessee Stock show
and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the
breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached
that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and
said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'



We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said,


''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more
than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot f rom
him.'



We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my
ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY
learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow.'



Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable and I should eventually make a full
recovery.

 

[showman ne]

that one never gets old (clapping)  (lol) its a good one