OXYMORON

[DL]

In honor of SJ89 - your favorite oxymorone---starting with

POLLED SHORTHORN​

 

[garybob]

Moderate Republican

 

[aj]

Smart Liberal. (I'm just kidding) O0

 

[red]

Jumbo Shrimp

 

[farmboy]

WHATS AN OXYMORON  ??? IS IT LIKE THE NAME HAS ONE MEANING COMPARED TO THE NAME.LIKE THE SHRIMP IS A MERE LITTLE CREATURE OF THE SEA BUT IS SAID TO BE JUMBO  ???

 

[red]

An oxymoron  is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms.
pretty ugly is another example

 

[farmboy]

I SEE NOW 

 

[farmboy]

SO WOULD THE FIGHTING TERM HEAD BUTT BE A GOOD ONE  (clapping)

 

[stick]

I have to warn you, this got pulled on another board...ethical steerjock (or lawyer, which ever works)

 

[farmboy]

U EVER BEEN ARGUING WITH SOME ONE ABOUT SOME THING THAT DOSN'T MOUNT TO A HILL O' BEANS AND YOU SAY SAME DIFFERENCE  (clapping)

 

[farmboy]

ALONE TOGETHER...THESE IS JUST FLYIN OUT OF MY BRAIN . OR HOW ABOUT VIRTUAL REALITY

 

[garybob]

Educated Idiots. Like my bosses.

 

[shorthorns r us]

good sheep      bad ice-cream      cooked rare

 

[shortyjock89]

Thanks DL!  Now I'm gonna have to come up with a pretty good one since this game is in my "honor" lol.  Umm...how bout Big Baby and "A little Pregnant" ?  or Dry Ice and Dull Roar...don't get me started lol...I'm sure Farmboy could google this one up and have a field day!  (pop)

 

[shorthorns r us]

icy hot

 

[cowz]

Looking for a ......heifer bull

 

[justme]

One I heard a gazillion times as a child...Gidget the Midget  I've been 5'9" since 7th grade and was the tallest in my class until then! lol (lol)

 

[cowz]

How about.....

Congressional accountability

or

Academic Sorority?? ;D

 

[ELBEE]

Quoting Dr. Roger Hunsley at a bull sale; "This bull could do someone some valuable damage."

 

[DL]

those are good! How about QUIET RIOT (the kind they don't have in East Lansing after then win or lose a game)