You know it is cold out because.....

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DL

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The towel you are drying the calf with freezes instantly!
Your nose hairs are frozen together like barbed wire!
Your glasses are frozen inside and out!
Your gloved hand freezes to the gate......
Come on guys I'm sure you can top these! :) :) :) :)


(hey deep, welcome!)
 

austin

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You can't get out of your house because it's so slick an NHL hockey game could be played on your porch.
 

red

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You know it's cold out because...
Your blue heeler won't come out of the garage. (dog)
You can't get out your front door because it's frozen shut.
Ice cream doesn't even sound good (for me that's almost unheard of)
All your extension cords are missing because they're being used to plug in tractors
The coffee pot is always on!

Red
yes, it's good to see Deep!

 

Show Heifer

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Your nose freezes shut, and you blow icecicles!!
Your thermometer just records "BRRRRR"
The wood pile that you thought would last all year, is now so low your scoping out trees to cut!!
 

deep

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My Siberian Husky WILL NOT come back in the house !!!!  (dog)
 

cowz

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Your wonderful mate comes in the door, he has huge icicles hanging off his mustache, you laugh and call him a WALRUS!  Then he chucks frozen gloves at you. ??? ;D
 

genes

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You know it's clod when....


The calves won't stay in their nice bedded shelter.
The hay racks are empty and you can't get from the stackyard to the corral and back without getting stuck
Multiple cows go into labour.
 

red

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you know it's cold when you look outside & you can't see anything but solid white from the snow blowing. The wind sounds like a semi coming through your house & your windows are rattling!
Brr...!
Red
 

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genes said:
You know it's clod when....


The calves won't stay in their nice bedded shelter.
The hay racks are empty and you can't get from the stackyard to the corral and back without getting stuck
Multiple cows go into labour.

haha
 

red

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You know it's cold outside when...
The newborn calves are wearing 2 coats
The Amish are cutting ice on the pond down the road from you. Using 2 draft horses & a big wagon out on the pond.
The blue heeler still won't come out of the garage!

Red (dog)
 
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