Cowboy Up said:
I don't know who else is watching our SMOOOTH new president speak tonight, but you should. It is WELL worth the time of laughing at him. I lost count of how many times he said "umm" to the questions. SOMEBODY isn't as smooooth without a written speech to work with!
(lol) (clapping) (pop)
Any of these sound familiar. I don't think we want to go down the presidential speech pathway. Just a few gems below. The list goes on and on.
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'
"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."
Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted."
'They misunderestimated me.'
"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
We've got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood."
I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military."
As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year...--George W. Bush, referring to Australian troops as "Austrian troops," APEC Business Summit, Sept. 7, 2007