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Mexican  words of the day....................... 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the  word cheese in a sentence.  Pepito  replies:  Maria likes me, but cheese fat.   2. *Mushroom* When all my  family get in the car, there's not mushroom.   3.  *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2...

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO Paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where Skillful hands would be beneficial;  he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,  attended...

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan , I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

PSALM 2008-2012   FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT     OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,   I SHALL NOT WANT.     HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.     HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.     HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.     YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGHT THE VALLEY OF THE ...

The Lord and the Harley Rider A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said...

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done...

Wrong.  All fed cattle are not fed Tylan. Some cattle are to prevent liver abcesses.  Tylan is not allowed to be fed to Natural Beef.  What she is referring to is Rumensin.  Is it a ionophore or a antibiotic.  2 different gov agencies give 2 answer.  Rumensin just got approved by the govt. to be...

Ummm, I guess ummm nobody ummm could write the prepared ummm answers for the President.  Ummm not so smooth ummm after all when he can't ummm use the telestrater.  Ummm I'm glad we have a President ummm who is someone elses puppet ummm one it come to speaking. 

Reminded me of my first date.

Thanks Knabe.  I needed a good laugh today.  I don't care who you are, that was funny.

Use it when traveling to the pan handle.  Use it at work to measure large areas.  Just signed up for Google new Latitude program.  Real neat.  Keep track of me on my Blackberry.  Need to install it on my teenagers phone now.

Team Open Line Movements Current Moneyline Scores Notes 6:20 PM EST            101 pittsburgh steelers -7 -02  -7  / -7 -05 / -7  -7 -05  -240      102 arizona cardinals 46.5  47 / 46.5 / 47  46.5  +200      SUPER BOWL XLIII [NBC]Raymond James Stadium - Tampa, FLPIT-WR-Ward-Probable 

KURTIS THE STOCK BOY AND BRENDA THE CHECKOUT GIRL In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4.  Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the call. As he...

Great idea to get to meet some of you.  I will be there with my daughter's animals.  She will be showing her hereford heifer, and a maine heifer.  Then we will be running a maine spring heifer through the Sun Classic show and sale.  Name the day and time.  We could meet in the members club or we...

I think the Govenator has jumped on the Obamanation and the Clintonistas bandwagon.  And I quote, "Paying taxes is a very patriotic thing to do", Obama.

I agree Knabe.  Change, Change, Change.  A new direction to take the country.  So lets start off by naming previous Clinton staff member.  Career politician for "Change" I guess.

If this would have happened last week, the media would have it in every headline to use against McCain.  Now that he is out of the picture, its just being swept under the rug.  Which breed of dog Obama picks for the White House is making more headlines.  The stock market does not believe in...

"It took a Jimmy Carter to get a Reagan."  God Bless Us.

Ethanol plants need to burn energy to extract ethanol from corn.  Ever wonder what they use?  Natural gas.  You would think they would have a pipe from the ethanol tank back to their burners.  They (ethanol plants) even know ethanol is inefficient.  Ever try feeding cattle (for profit of course)...

"If you don't drink when you get in the cattle business, by god you'll drink when you get out." The definition of a sucessfull cattleman, you pass away on a up market. "If it has four legs and hair on its back, I can feed it." "Son there no answers on the bottom of that bottle, just problems."