List of simile's,quotes,one liners,bumper stickers lyric lines

[Dusty]

to describe an annoying person:

"That guy would make a sow eat her pigs..."

 

[simtal]

"nuttier than a squirrel turd"

-bumper stick I seen last weekend

 

[dutch pride]

My daughter came home from College this weekend with a Shirt from an eating disorders conference they had. My 17yr old, 6'2" 265# son said " i an fighting Anorexia.............and I am winning!"    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

DLZ

 

[aj]

(clapping) (clapping) (clapping)

 

[aj]

Tastes good like a cigaret should.................or how about.....................I'd rather fight than switch.

 

[klintdog]

Getting some fresh air through a filter - for people who say they need fresh air and then go smoke.

 

[aj]

how about"It's shake and bake pappa, and I helped!"...................or how about"she's my wife, I think I'll keep her". ;D

 

[aj]

"I'm on the south side,walking sideways." .......bleu

 

[Stihlpro]

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!

 

[aj]

"I can believe you think the main stream media is biased! And I can't believe that Reagan won the election cause I don't know anyone that voted for him!"